he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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