he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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