I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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