so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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