There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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