what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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