So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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