belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
More tranny stories later!
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
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