"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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