There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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