so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Randomize
