The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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