This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize
