do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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