Three words: puerto rican gang bang
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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