I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Randomize