C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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