nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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