Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
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