Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Your penis caused this!
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