this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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