i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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