And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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