SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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