playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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