Im at strip club and am horny
meet me or not, i'm out of control
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
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