She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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