He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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