Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You work out of a Hotel?
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
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