And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
