sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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