I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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