My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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