Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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