It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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