Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
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