it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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