Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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