I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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