My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
either way he was missing a nipple.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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