I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
