how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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