Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
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