just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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