Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
I look better un-naked...
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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