dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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