I need help removing her.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
Randomize
