Sacagawea was the original milf.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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