Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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