Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
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