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I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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