i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
My dick has a subreddit
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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