drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
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