I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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