Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
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