And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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