With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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