Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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