small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Randomize
